Breast Implants Could Be New Terrorist Bomb

Terrorists have been known to be cunning and relentless in their mission to spread terror around the world. They plan massive attacks, usually on civilian targets and will put bombs anywhere that they suspect will receive the most notice.

Terrorists have even been known to strap bombs to themselves and thus, become heroes to their cause as suicide bombers. It has now been rumored that terrorists are contemplating breast implant bombs.

WHDH News 7 in Boston, Massachusetts US, reported that British spy satellites have intercepted communications from Pakistan and Yemen concerning this. Terrorists in the communication were talking about making explosives that could be placed in a breast implant and then inserted into female terrorists. Sources say that British intelligence has reported, that the surgeries will be performed by plastic surgeons
that had come to London’s hospitals to be trained. Houston plastic surgeon, Dr. Franklin Rose, told KPRC Local 2, that the technology for such a thing is available and would not be very difficult. However he is appalled by the idea saying, “To have a plastic surgeon put a liquid explosive in an implant and teaching somebody how to detonate it , it’s unfathomable.”

Ron Clark, a former Houston FBI Director, believes that homeland security is taking this threat seriously and will be able to handle it. He said, “I’m sure we are gathering all the information, intelligence that the government can. They are also securing all the ports, airports and main attractions as much as possible. The government takes these types of threats seriously and not relaxed. He is confident in the governments ability to prevent these threats from being implemented successfully.

This threat comes right on the heals of the botched bombing on Christmas day. Nigerian terrorist Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab attempted to detonate a bomb on the Northwest Airlines Flight 253 bound for Detroit, with 300 people aboard. He sewed the bomb to the inside of his underwear and attempted to detonate it as the jet-liner prepared to land. The bomb failed to detonate and thus the flight was saved, however it raised awareness that such an attack could, in theory, work.

Breast implant bombs is a frightening idea that is very plausible. The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has implemented the use of full body scans and believes that these will be successful in preventing these attacks. The full-body scan is equipped to detect explosive materials and residue and so, should be able to detect these bombs. However, it is not really known whether the scanners will be competent in finding explosives inside of breast implants.

Girls Flock to Trampy Prom Dresses

By: ANNIE KARNI



Prom is going porn this year.

The days of dressing like a lady are over -- with teens preferring to parade around at their first big dance looking more like strippers than schoolgirls.

The hot trend is slutty chic -- with cleavage-revealing frocks, bellybutton-baring gowns and dresses made of barely enough fabric to make a washcloth.

"I can't believe that mothers let high-school girls buy these dresses for prom," said one sales associate at Saks Fifth Avenue, embarrassed to be selling a collection of prom dresses that were more appropriate for the main stage at Scores than a high-school gym.

Nathan Vaknin, manager of Fiesta Ladies Fashion, a dress store on Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn, said, "For prom this year, girls want short and poofy or long, tight-fitting, with everything cut out -- the sides are gone, the back is gone, the front is basically gone.

"Personally, I think it's too much, but we sell whatever puts money in our pocket," he said.

"The parents might say no at first, but I don't think anyone can convince these girls to get a dress besides the one they really want."



At Saks, one of the most popular prom dresses this season is a $380 floor-length leopard print La Femme dress that is backless and practically frontless with a diamond cut out between the breasts.

Girls are also coveting a Panoply dress with the sides cut out and a plunging neckline that sells for $370 on the Web.

Perhaps the most shocking dress available this year is the Nadia, designed by Boutique. The stretch-satin dress -- whose front dips to just above the pubic bone -- retails online for $349.

The city Department of Education doesn't impose a dress code for proms. It's up to each principal to make a judgment call about acceptable attire.

At Christopher Columbus HS in The Bronx, Principal Lisa Maffei-Fuentes inspects every dress herself.

"I check all of the dresses to make sure their body parts are covered," Maffei-Fuentes said. "They're not allowed to wear anything where their breasts are exposed. It can't be very short, and their rear ends can't be exposed."

Maffei-Fuentes has the girls show her pictures of their dresses before the big day. On May 26, when the school will hold its prom, Maffei-Fuentes will be at the door to make sure no outfits are breaking her rules.

"I watch them walk in," she said. "If they're wearing something inappropriate, I send them home or we fix the dress with pins, thread and needles."

Soldier/Model Katrina Hodge fights to ban swimsuit competitions

by: THRILL <--ofcourse he would


Lance Corporal Katrina Hodge is a British soldier.... and lingerie model for La Senza. They call her "Combat Barbie."

Big surprise that I'd be covering this story.

Anyway, last year she competed in the Miss England beauty contest. Recently, she convinced the organizers of the pageant to drop the common swimsuit portion of the contest. According to the Daily Telegraph, Hodge explained that dressing up in swimsuits isn't fair to the contestants. She said, "I think it's nerve-racking enough to girls to get up on a stage and speak, let alone in a swimsuit."



Instead, Hodge proposes that contestants will compete in a sports challenge which she will also oversee. Hmm... replace looking good in swimsuits with Ultimate Frisbee?!?! How about this: Ultimate Frisbee in swimsuits! hahahaha...

It's hard for me to take anything that comes from Britain seriously. Personally, I'm all about Miss America (even though Miss Texas never wins!) and how Miss America is who I want painted on my predator drone missile! NOT Miss England.



Appearantly, looking good in a swimsuit is irrelevant because a winner is rarely asked to appear for swimwear public events. Then why are they even called beauty pageants? Is it wrong to believe that there are women who are more beautiful than others? Is there an opposite to beauty?

Some people believe that cold is the opposite of hot. Others think that cold is just the absence of heat. Does that mean there are beautiful women out there as well as ugly women? or does it mean that all women are beautiful, but when they're not around they become ugly?

Lately, I scoff at anything, including a broad, that comes from the four countries of the United Kingdom of Great Britain. I am not happy with Britain. Yall remember my blog about AM/PM gastations? Yup. I still haven't been back there.

Read my Ban on British Petrolium blog HERE

However, Katrina Hodge is impressive. Wish I had her in my fireteam. LCpl Hodge did serve in Iraq and even took down a terrorist with her bare hands. In the words of Paris Hilton, "That's hot!"

Talk about a "slight of hand pro!" giggity.

(Modern Warfare 2 Players know what I mean!)

Where All The White Women At!?!

By: THRILL



"Where all the white women at?"
I guess they're all on the cover of Vanity Fair's "New Hollywood" issue:



A staff member to Yahoo!'s Shine, Joanna Douglas, wrote an article titled, "Vanity Fair's 'New Hollywood' Issue Completely Lacks Diversity," where she claims Vanity Fair chose celebrities that are "extremely thin and very, very white." She also makes references to an August 2008 issue that was also a "white-girl-only" issue. I can't believe this writer is keeping track.


I can't believe that "diversity" is measured by a person's skin color. A person should be messured to be diverse, based solely on the content of their character, not the color of their skin.





In this artile of Douglas', after she squares off the description of these "white" celebrities, she claims Vanity Fair "should have been looking for a diverse group of women" instead.


How are these women NOT diverse? As a retired professional womanizer, I recognize that ALL these women are incredibly diverse, and have varrying talents. Just because a Vanity Fair's photographer lightened the contrast button on his computer, gives this columnist, Joanne Douglas, a right to say that these women are all "white" and non-diverse?


You have got to be kidding me!


Who is the real racist, Joanna? YOU ARE!


How many of your labeled "white women" have been on the cover of King's Magazine? Are you gonna write a similar article about how King's Magazine always has non-white women models?
Has King Magazine ever had a "white" woman pose on the cover?

It's journalists like you who are plaguing the minds of American readers everywhere. There are NOT "white women" in the picture below; there are "diverse" celebrities. Yes, they are diverse, stupid!

I don't see four white women. I see four women, who happen to be celebrities.

America is a nation where we should not be judged by the color of our skin, but by the content of our character. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. preached that righteous lesson.

Joanna Douglas, you should study on what that means to you.... you current racist.