My Girlfriend

Not only has it been Eight months since we've met,
Kristen Pierce has set a new record in my life as being the longest lasting girlfriend I've ever had.

Exactly 8 months, is the longest I've ever had a steady girlfriend.
The runner up was one day short of 8 months.
The third runner up lasted 7 months, 9 days.
The fourth, with 6 months, 14 days.

Many others have been shorter than that.
In 1999, one girl agreed to be my girlfriend for a publicity stunt,
lasting EXACTLY one month.

Shortest time any female lasted as my girlfriend: 1 hour and 35 minutes.


More Facts on Kristen
Thursday, Dec. 18th, 2008: Kristen is the first girlfriend ever to accompany me to my company Christmas party.
Tuesday, Dec. 2nd, 2008: Most funding ever spent on a girlfriend.
Sunday, Nov. 2nd, 2008: Kristen joins me for dinner at my first time eating at Outback Steakhouse.
Thursday, Oct. 9th, 2008: Kristen joins me for my first time at Knott's Scary Farm.
Friday, July 18th, 2008: Kristen is the first girlfriend to join me at an INDOOR shooting range.
Monday, May 26th, 2008: Kristen is the first girlfriend ever who reaches over to unlock the driver-side door after being escorted into my vehicle. A Williams Family Expectation for the "right one".
Sunday, May 25th, 2008: Kristen is the first female resident of CA I've met with Conservative-Texan/Godly parenting, marital, and moral views.


Valentine's Day?
FACT: I've been single on Feb. 14th my entire life. Yes, I've had dates on this day. I've definitely have received Valentine's. But I've always been officially single. This Valentine's Day looks as if Kristen Pierce will be the first woman ever to break this streak.