Fight at Chicago Hooters

"Hi! Welcome to Hooters!"

That's what the Hooters girls say when you walk into a Hooters... see, I would know that because I watch SportsCenter.

A friend of mine sent me the link to an article that talks about a woman being thrown down by a cop at a Hooters. He asked me for my take on the situation. Because I'm straight, I gladly decided to check out what all the fuss was about.... well, all I heard him say was "....something something something Hooters something something..." so lets take a look:

Ok. For those of you who want my take on the video, this is what I got: Here we see lovely Tiffani (spelled with an "I" because her parents are retarded) talking to a customer... the supposed "Grandma", according to Chicago's Very Own (Liberal) News Network WGNTV.

First of all, I love how WGNTV.com totally abused the coverage of this story. The article on their sight is titled, "Grandma Claims Hooter's Guard Beat Her" ...wow. We all pictured in our minds Betty White being slammed by Dwayne The Rock Johnson. Not the case.

To see original article, go to: http://www.wgntv.com/news/wgntv-hooters-sued-after-grandmother-alleges-beating-nov18,0,6533239.story

Well, IF YOU WATCH THE VIDEO CAREFULLY, You'll notice a lot more than some security guard beating up nana.


Obviously, this woman is very pissed off about something on her bill. (Keep in mind that in this economy, customers of restaurants can get very ridiculous about normal serving events, just to knock off the cost of that extra soda they ordered)

Cute Tiffani tries to apologize for the salad being too cold but scores nothing with the lady. Then, another Hooters waitress...we'll call her Jenna (If I had a dollar for every Hooter's waitress named Jenna...) Well, she walks over with the cop to follow waitressing protocol.

Watch carefully: Jenna tries her best to keep it real. You can tell by her smile. The cop is also chill! Notice he's leaning on the counter.

Eventually, the manager in charge, the woman in a blue polo, walks over to discuss the bill. You can't see the upset "grandma"'s face, but you can tell she's fired up. Look at her head bobbing.

Next, the manager in charge leaves with the bill, probably to "comp" the meal. Whenever an obnoxious customer complains about restaurant service, corporate would rather comp a $58 dinner, screwing the waitress out of a decent tip, in order to avoid a lawsuit.

This it where you can tell the "grandma" is in it to start something: As the manager in charge walks away, ...what the hell is that move: I thought she was going to break out doing the Michael Jackson Thriller.

Did you see it?


It's really fast so make sure you watch it carefully. She does this ...move. lol.


Now, EVERYONE HATES COPS. Even YOU! Yes, you. EVERYONE and their mom HATES COPS. Criminals, non criminals, men, women, teenagers, pastors, prostitutes, business men, and even other cops hate cops. EVERYONE HATES COPS, which is why EVERYONE is saying that the cop shoved the woman first.

OH HELL NO.

"Grandma" is obviously hot and belligerent. Two Hooter's waitresses have already tried to apologize for the wings being too spicy. And while the manager in charge is trying to take off that extra soda from the bill, "grandma" decides to get mouthy with Officer Viagra.

You find that funny because YOU HATE COPS!

She gets mouthy, AND shoves her finger in the cops face. The cop then walks up to her to tell her sternly to calm down. SHE is the one to bounce her badunkadunk first. Notice that she also strikes another woman IN THE BACK! ...yeah, the cops a reall @$$hole... come on people

Ok, you hate cops. AND YES, the Chicago PD is full of corrupt cops. But use some logic. If this off duty officer was corrupt, HE WOULDN'T BE WORKING A SECOND JOB AT HOOTER'S!

This cop is trying to survive Obama's Economy in a city that outlaws firearms. Any population that outlaws firearms from the American people is not only a violation of Constitutional rights, but a breeding ground of corruption and crime.

This cop is probably divorced or has a disaster of a marriage. He's over weight, not making enough money, and would rather bounce at Hooter's because Hooter's girls treat him better than his wife at home. Don't believe me, keep reading:

I would have done the same thing. This woman is being hostile. She's already acting immature about a stupid overcharge. She's also just attacked an innocent good Samaritan. Hell, I would have slammed her jaw on the edge of the bar Snoop Dogg style the moment she put her hands on that poor girl.

After the cop DOES THE RIGHT THING, the whole restaurant is involved including this douche bag in the picture below. Like EVERYONE, he gladly felt like telling the cop to back off. I would have broken his arm with my baton. (I can't wait for the next World War to send America back to the cowboy days)

This cop, who probably is to passive and poor to be corrupt, flirts with the Hooter's girls every night. Hell, they treat him better than what's waiting on him back at home. Plus, THIS IS CHICAGO! A Hooter's waitress in CHICAGO (a city with no righteous law) appreciates the presence of an off duty cop. With out this guy, these girls would end up raped in the parking lot.

That's when our Tiffani returns to get the angry mob off the cop. She actually gets one douche bag to back off the cop by man-handling him. Watch the video... I want this girl as my personal body guard.

Sadly, some broad shows up from the right to start a cat-fight and shoves 80 lbs. Tiffani to the floor. People are vicious.

This whole time, ALL I WANT is for my Hooter's waitress to finally bring me my ranch. Jeez.
I should have gone to the Tilted Kilt.

SO, What have we learned from the video?

-"Grandma" is an ungrateful bitch. She's probably upset that she doesn't look good in tight orange shorts anymore.

-Other sources of mine tell me that this woman is known to cause scenes at places in order to file lawsuits.

-The Hooter's girls do not show any disapproval towards the off duty cop. In fact, one girl goes down fighting for his safety.

-The Hooter's waitress tried to handle the woman perfectly, according to Corporate's protocol.

-People suck.

-There's nothing racial here. Just some dumb broad trying to cheat a bill.


The good news, the woman got sent to jail.